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大家好,我是同性恋,东方人,男性…
我是个可爱的亚洲男孩…
帅气、有魅力的0,亚洲帅哥…
我是个年轻的亚洲男人…
嗨,我是个29岁的中国男人…
华裔亚洲人…
我是个很有魅力的亚洲男人…
我是越南人,我24岁…
我是个货真价实的亚洲帅哥…
我是个亚洲的中国人…
如果你感兴趣约一个20多岁的中国人…
很西化的…
大家好,我22岁,1米72,63 公斤, 是个亚洲人…
我是个中国帅哥…
嗨,我是亚洲人,1米80 ,86 公斤,胖乎乎的…
亚洲帅哥…
大家好,我是个举动很直的东方帅哥…
我想认识一个白人与我一起从事...

[在我长大的那个地方,电视上没有亚洲人。]
[也没有亚洲的电影明星。]
[从来没有人爱上过亚洲人。]


对于一段长期的感情…
更喜欢东方人还是白人…
我是个20岁的亚洲人想找其他的亚洲人…

I
WANT
TO
BE
A
SEX
OBJECT

I
WANT
TO
GO
TO
THE
LEATHER
BAR

BUT
I
AM
SCARED
THAT
NO
ONE
WILL
THINK
I
AM
SEXY

He was a painter.
[He was my best friend.]
He was a psychic.
[I knew him in a past life.]
He was a writer.
[We waited four years.]
He was a scientist.
[We held hands on the street.]
He was a DJ.
[He was fun to dance with.]
He was a filmmaker.
[He took a lot of pictures.]
He was a photographer.
[Both our husbands knew about us.]
He was a car-buff.
[I was too young to be married.]
He was a restaurant manager.
[He didn’t have time for a boyfriend.]
He was a prostitute.
[I couldn’t handle the drugs.]
He was a postman.
[I drowned in his passion.]
He was a volunteer.
[He broke my heart.]

我保留着一本日记,记录了我所有睡过的男人。我记录下他们的姓名,日期,年龄和生肖。我把所有这些信息输入电脑,然后对它们进行分析。我想在我的性史中寻找规律和模式。我试图搞明白自己的过去,从而预知未来。

经过认真研究我总结出我下一个男朋友的样子。他大概30多岁兔年或者羊年出生。他是双子座,或者天平座,或者摩羯座,也有可能是水瓶座。他是个艺术家,肯定已经出柜了。他愿意尝试一切,就是为了看看是什么感觉。他是做1的,但有一天他会为我当0。

根据我的计算我还得跟10个男人上床才能找到真爱。

翻译:杨洋